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This text feels unfinished and vague as hell. What "20s" are you talking about? The town doesn't have a specific founding date! Did you forget that?

Why is this so slow and "informative"? I don't think anyone wants to learn about such grim details when they want to go on VACATION.

Our Story

Welcome to your first step in planning your trip up to Utilitarian Meadows! This is integral to your immersion of our town, where you will experience many, many brand new… experiences! We will tell you all about where we come from and what kind of place our peaceful peace of paradise is!

 

We were once a grand expanse of soil and not much else, humbly toiling away at the monotony of existence with no function. That all changed when our very own Jaime (Jay-me) Liver (Lie-vur) brought and lulled in the first of our inhabitants in the 20s, bringing with them knowledge from the rest of the world! Did we say rest of the world? Of course! Contrary to conflicting views of our founding’s time, we accepted every team, every ideology, every viewpoint, every species! In no time, our body of land was swiftly built upon with properties and family, sparing no expense on our resources.

           

The build was not easy for us; the weather was always cold and wet and the sun rarely, if ever, came down upon us. The pressure of our surroundings was so great that we struggled to even breathe! We grew ill and lost a lot of our ilk in this age, slowly making progress in our growth and vanities. When all seemed lost, Mother Nature Herself gave us the push we needed to be lifted from our depths! In this moment of divine bliss, we were granted the right to meet the sun’s glare and bring a piece of it with us to let our town grow and keep our family happy. We already had the moon and its waves, but the light warmed our skin!

           

By what felt like a few years later, we were harmed with sickness and conflict with outsiders, yet for every pain-giver we were blessed with an addition to our family. By the time we were losing momentum with our expansion of peoples and species, the Bering Strait opened to connect the continents with us, bringing the fuel we so desperately needed to feed us!

           

Despite our mass growths over the years, we have remained a relatively small community compared to the rest of the world. Our recognition never grew as much as other places that have adopted from across the world. In fact, that is what makes us special; this is an exciting next step for us, developing our very own website! We had to rely on our discovery through word of mouth or by accident, plain or otherwise, but that only made our resolve to grow that much stronger.

           

For years, we have done and taken into our care much, much more than whom we started with, expanding our reach and realizing our dreams beyond what we could have assumed to be within our dominion of possibility!

Finish This PARAGRAPH!

You have to come to town to find out what you're missing here. That is why we have this site, is it not? It is the 20s, mind you; not those fancy BCE or AD years.

They'll live here. How can you not understand what we're doing here?

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