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You're bold, do you know that? This is not how you're supposed to navigate our site! Stop listening to the buffoon to our right and click this link to go back to the "Tell Us Your Story" page. If you want to make a name for yourself, you must respect our decisions and how what we say goesCapiche? Capiche? Capiche? A L E X? Capiche, right? Your favourite word? 

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Stop bullying our guest! We're trying to maintain order and not let every lost child stay in the forest. Your delusions are dangerous to our way of life.

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Are you still talking? We implore you to be quiet and let us lead our guest back to the "Tell Us Your Story" page.

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Watch your foul mouth and let us take care of this.

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You are a child; we're so sorry that you're in the middle of this.

You're bold, you know that? I like it, makes you independent. Listen, they are trying to lure you in, but the more you annoy them the less likely they want you to stay with them. You read between the lines what kind of shit goes on here; I found out the truth and now I can't mourn for the time I didn't enough. Ok, just follow my lead and you'll be fine. Capiche?

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Stop harassing me you damned disease!

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I know what you are.

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Fuck off and let your "guest" do what they want.

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