Are You Lost?
It's rude to go off on your own like that. Think about how it makes us feel; we're a community of compassion, not greed. Maybe it's in your nature to just go wherever you please? We are taking time out of our days to prepare this website for you and you decide to just click on some random picture?
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Sorry, we lost our composure a little.
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It stings a bit. Click this link to go back to the last page, or at least one of the pages above.
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All is forgiven.
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Try not to be a downer like our sixteenth to our.
Go Talk to Our Editor
I don't know where I am I don't know I don't know.
There is no writing team.
Where did they go?
Am I real?
You are you really there?
Don't listen to them they are fucking with you like they duped me.
They can't hurt you if you don't visit the Utilitarian Meadows.
Don't come.
Only when you live there are you trapped.
Now stop sitting there and change page!
They won't hurt you but I'm fair game.
Leave this page, or click this
I'm begging you to listen to me
Should you wish to explore click the link
There, not the one on your left!
Every time someone does I get the
Nightmares.